Democracy Adventurers Gifts

"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."

"Good boy."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Elections

John F. Kennedy

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Fossil hunting

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

Pollster

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

The Daily Me

Iraq and the road ahead...

Louis Pasteur

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Election Fatigue?

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

Democracy for Hire

Freedom Puppet

R.I.P. Democracy