Political Adventurer Gifts

Boris Johnson caricature as a corsair

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

The economy.

Political convention

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Where the wild things were."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

U.S. Foreign Policy

Roe v. Wade

The Russian Election.

DUNVOTIN

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Trump

British Prime Minister

Arizona In Black

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'What I have to do first?!'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

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John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy