Political Navigator Gifts

Keep her steady!

"Ascend, Collins."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Karl Rove Office - Out to lunch. See my website: www.blame.the.media.for.leaks.com

Office Rage.

'I was trying to keep to the middle of the road, and I hit a pothole!'

Antonis Samaras

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

Forney, Davidson, Lattimore and Mott, a Complicated Relationship

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

"I've got great calves from always walking it back."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

Newspaper suicide.

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'