Political Correctness Navigator Gifts

"Would it be considered racially insensitive for me to ask what would be considered racially insensitive?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

Who's In Charge Here?

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

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"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

This is where Brent council sends you

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

Politically Correct Snowperson