Political Correctness Navigator Mugs

"Would it be considered racially insensitive for me to ask what would be considered racially insensitive?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

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Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

Who's In Charge Here?

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

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'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

This is where Brent council sends you

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

"Ascend, Collins."