Political Correctness Buff Mugs

Slobbish man says to woman: 'Couch potato is a deeply offensive term - we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritizers.'

"You understand I have to ask. You're not some sort of skinhead, are you?"

"My teacher says we can no longer call ourselves snowmen. Some snowmen may identify as snowwomen or vice versa. We must be precipitation neutral."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'It's to help the hard of knowing!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

"I'm after the history section."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

This is where Brent council sends you

Non discrimination to Vampires

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.