Political Correctness Enthusiast Mugs

The Perfect Holiday Card

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

"You're absolutely right. Snowperson."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"I don't like the term 'Stone Age'. I prefer 'Prequel'."

Politically Correct Susan

"Oh, I don't think so, it would be cultural appropriation."

"Three things I should mention about Nanook: he prefers 'Inuit' to 'Eskimo', he prefers 'dwarf' to 'midget', and he prefers boxers to briefs."

Something for Everyone!

"You've got to help me! - I'm a white male heterosexual!"

Crucified for off-air comments.

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

'My politically correct parents say there are no answers, only options.'

'We prefer to be called 'ethno-carniverous intra-species consumers' these days, if you don't mind.'

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Great stuff, but here's an idea: what if it's an old white man?"

"It appears to be a mild case of insufficient wokeness."

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

All-Verbal Westerns

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

"I'm after the history section."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

Non discrimination to Vampires

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