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"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

"Tom, although I think there is still some debate about whether 'client' or 'service user' is the appropriate term there's a consensus that 'that irritating bloody woman' certainly isn't!"

'Is this a child friendly spreader which I see before me?'

"Stickman is offensive - we prefer Member of the Rudimentary Figure Community."

"We respect you!"

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

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"I'm after the history section."

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

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"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

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'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

Non discrimination to Vampires

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'