Political Correctness Observer Gifts

'Don't call me mutt. I prefer the term 'hybrid.'

'Albino? No. Call him non-black. You can't say fairer than that.'

'Wait a minute there buddy! Who told you that it was me that called you black?'

'We don't call it 'locked up' anymore. We now call it 'travel compromised'.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

State Budget.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Safe spaces?

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

This is where Brent council sends you

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."