Political Correctness Detective Gifts

"Careful, pal! 'Hillbilly' is a word you're not allowed to use unless you are one."

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

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Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

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'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

This is where Brent council sends you

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"Welcome to the class of 2020. Here's a lists of things you cannot say, do or watch, in case they offend someone you've never met."

'I'm trying to be politically correct.'