Political Correctness Warrior Gifts

"That's inappropriate."

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

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'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"I'm after the history section."

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

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'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

Non discrimination to Vampires

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

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He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

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