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'So you're telling me that calling him black is a worse offence, if the offender is a pot?'

"I don't think I'm up to it, Coach - I'm exhausted by all the extra equality, diversity and mandatory unconscious-bias training."

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

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'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

"I'm after the history section."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

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'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Non discrimination to Vampires

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

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