Political Correctness Critic Gifts

'This 'reclaiming' of pejorative terms has gone too far.'

'You shouldn't call them 'perverts', it's considered offensive.'

'Political correctness has gone mad!' 'You mean psychologically challenged.'

'Oy! You can't smoke that filthy thing in here!'

"I'm doing a paper on daylight as a trigger of politically incorrect language in men."

"In a few years the marketing gurus will decide that the word 'Christmas' is not good for marketing, so I started introducing myself as the ghost of the holidays future."

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'You can forget work today...some reckless psychopath has dropped a banana skin.'

Bashing french speaking Canadians just makes you look like a proper moron.

"Now when we're under attack by aliens it may be a bad time to bring this up. Captain..."

"It's really the black whale I hate, but I didn't want to appear racist."

Blues Music in a Litigious World

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

'The Council sends me to re-adjust your role patterns."

Transvestite restrooms.

Office relationships.

"We've been sent a policy on Christmas cards to make sure we don't cause undue offence."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"I'm after the history section."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."