Political Correctness Commentators Gifts

Father with 'Children's Story Book - Parental Advisory, Explicit'

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"I'm after the history section."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Non discrimination to Vampires

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

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The Life Challenged Zombies.

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

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