Political Correctness Commentators Mugs

Father with 'Children's Story Book - Parental Advisory, Explicit'

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

"I'm after the history section."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

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"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Non discrimination to Vampires

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'