Political Correctness Pundits Gifts

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Skeptic Tank.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

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'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

"I'm after the history section."

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Non discrimination to Vampires

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Voter Suppression

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

Politically Correct Snowperson