Political Correctness Crusader Gifts

Inappropriate behavior

"Some of your viewers thought your recent 'You'll be sweating like a w***e in church' forecast was a tad offensive."

"We don't like the way you refer to them as 'hymns'."

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

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'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

"I'm after the history section."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

This is where Brent council sends you

Non discrimination to Vampires

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.