Political Observer Gifts

'By the way, is this off the record?'

"You know what I like about power? It's so damn empowering."

Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.

"I just want to say that we have nothing to report, but it's really cool that we could call a press conference."

Budget House of Cards

What the American people want...and our leaders.

Euro Collapses.

New Immigration Law.

'The meek may inherit the earth, Appleby, but not till I'm bloody well done with it.'

Today's Sermon: If you're unhappy with government intervention, try divine intervention.

Political Football

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Turkey and Europe's Refugee Deal

'We, Fifa, are the first to recognize the annexation of the Crimea.'

Nato Watching the Ukraine Border Crisis

"Things are tricky these days, what if we sound the alarm conly to find out he actually identifies as a sheep?"

What's really bothering you?

Lib Dem Loonies.

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

Trump did nothing wrong!

Trump state visit

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

The Perils of Organizes Religion

Gay marriages in France.

Virginia Tech shooting.

Mother Angela Merkel

'I'll have to borrow a little but more of your inheritance.'

"Looks like the pink rebranding campaign didn't work."

"Captain, the driver convinced me that the shipment was completely legal."

Ukraine Crisis

The Real Confederate Flag

The Most Popular Part of New York: 'Trump-Free Zone.'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

Divine Retribution in the Age of Coronavirus