Two boys acting condescendingly towards the other children.
Party Observer Gifts
Celebrate the social butterflies and keen-eyed hosts with our collection designed for the party observer. From playful mugs to humorous t-shirts, our products are perfect for those who thrive in social settings and notice every detail. Find a gift that captures their lively spirit and observational prowess. Whether they’re the life of the party or the quiet watcher, our items add a touch of humor and personality to their collection.
'This is Tom Falley. Tom is a bum.'
Shy Man at Party
"Since I hate small talk and I hate big talk, I guess I won't be talking."
'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"That one shows our office cliques."
State Budget.
"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."
"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."
What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?
"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"
Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.
Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan
'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'
Flushing Democracy
"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."
Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble
Midterm election s results
"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"
'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'
London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor
"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"
Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.
"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"
"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."
"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."
'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'
"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."
Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.
Biden-Trump rematch 2024
"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."
'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'
Party Observer Gifts Collection
Party Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of party observer mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for their coffee or tea moments.
Party Observer Pillows
Discover amusing pillows that celebrate the party watcher’s keen eye—great for adding humor to their favorite lounging spots.
Party Observer Prints
Browse our stylish prints that capture the playful spirit of the party observer—an ideal gift to brighten up their space.
Party Observer T-Shirts
Check out our funny t-shirts designed for the social observer in your life—perfect for casual parties or everyday wear.