Policy Observer Gifts

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'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"That one shows our office cliques."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Worthless B*****ds

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Midterm election s results

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Sing along with Mueller

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Famous Pieces of Paper

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Changes in the economic policy of the state.