Political Observers Gifts

"Give...your poor...masses...the...door!" - Emma Lazarus

'Vive le indifference!'

Uncle Sam Fights Multiplying Terrorist Rats.

Official Government Version

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'As soon as gay marriage is legalised I'm divorcing you.'

"Knightsbridge is full of Russians."

"Exercise? I've been run off my feet with Boris's stupid 30 million letters!"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Midterm election s results

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

Tony Blair

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Cornucopia of guns