Us Politics Observers Gifts

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"That one shows our office cliques."

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Midterm election s results

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

'Oh, I worked hard on solutions for a time but finally realized I was cut out to be part of the problem.'