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"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"That one shows our office cliques."

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Midterm election s results

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

'Oh, I worked hard on solutions for a time but finally realized I was cut out to be part of the problem.'