American Politics Observer Gifts

Missing: Have You Seen Me? Former First Lady

virUS

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Midterm election s results

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Tony Blair

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."