Policy Watchdog Gifts

Oil plan pipeline lies.

"Elon… We're going to need a bigger chipper." "You got it!"

Trumper

Child Abuse Report

'Bad news. THe only way Government will allow us to offset the new graphic images with a smiley face is if it's on a respirator.'

Photo ID for Voting: Your tax dollars at work.

Your Private Water Company: Gone Flushing

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Trump

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

EU: Behind the scenes.

Budget

Police Statetion

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Jerry Brown.

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'