Policy Watchdog Gifts

Oil plan pipeline lies.

"Elon… We're going to need a bigger chipper." "You got it!"

Actually, Forced Child Separations Are All-American

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

Voted Against the Unemployed Before They Talked About Voting For It

Trumper

Child Abuse Report

'Bad news. THe only way Government will allow us to offset the new graphic images with a smiley face is if it's on a respirator.'

Photo ID for Voting: Your tax dollars at work.

Your Private Water Company: Gone Flushing

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Trump

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Budget

EU: Behind the scenes.

Police Statetion

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Legalish

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty