Government Watchdog Gifts

'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'

"Still, you've got to applaud the transparency."

"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."

'You might need rotator cuff surgery, but let's just try not throwing money at problems for 6-8 weeks first, senator.'

"What do we do with all this data we collect on you? Sorry, that's privileged information."

'I agree with the government.'

"The government will continue to provide the full range of NHS services to ANYONE who needs them WHENEVER they need them!"

Executive privilege.

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

Social Security Administration: 'Sorry, closed for reform.'

"Come back here you slippery rascal...I can spend that money better than you!"

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

'I'm afraid it's not gold-plated after all.'

Congress kicks the fiscal cliff over the edge, but the debt ceiling creeps up behind.

'I'm getting fed up with these constant comparisons with politicians.'

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

MP with wheelbarrow full of cash says: 'Apparently, I can't claim for the wheelbarrow.'

"It's always the same, the government has policies, the opposition answers and we're left with the problems."

Building for Rent

'Someone today leaked information to the media about the governement's new 'no leak' policy.'

Belt tightening at the Capitol Building.

'Unlimited corporate spending does not lead to the 'appearance' of corruption. Haha! Get it?'

Bureaucrats cooking up a new policy soup...

Anti-Tax president

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

'There's enough pork in this bill to get everyone on board. That why I call it ‘Buy-Partisan.''

Now we can finally control you!

'Tax 'n' spend - formerly ways and means committee'