Bureaucracy Watchdog Gifts

DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC ASSISTANCE, 'I've been getting regular welfare checks for the past sixteen years, and now, all of a sudden, you say I'm INELIGIBLE?'

'On the Positive side he's 23 less dead than he would have been before the reorganisation.'

Institute for policies next to institute for denying policies

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Good boy."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Budget

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Police Statetion

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Corporate Greed.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Legalish

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Bush farewell.

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

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