Bureaucracy Observer Gifts

'In principal we're happy with the 'trust' idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated.'

'By the time I'd explained that we were instituting a 360 degree patient facing strategy with a radical new paradigm prioritising blue sky initiatives in a coordinated health management structure he'd gone and died!'

'Remember, people, I will not accept less than ten percent effort from you.'

"I've just finished that report on 'Cost Savings through Resource Sharing'."

CIA How Are Our Enhanced Interrogation Techniques?

"Good news, folks! Your village is now eligible for our aid program. Just fill out these forms."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"That one shows our office cliques."

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

MI5 Press Office

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