Government Watchdogs Gifts

When More Government Is A Good Thing

Lt. General Russel Honore

Julian Assange

The Emperor's New Clothes

"Trump doesn't pay any taxes. Why should I?"

"I don't think we'll ever get off this boat!"

Robert Menendez investigated for corruption

Eward Snowden

Office for the Protection of Government Whistleblowers: There should be another one along any minute now.

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

Can't Run, Can't Hide

"After pondering acronyms in the order of 3, I deduce that any who scrutinize the CIA, FBI, or FED may end up DOA!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

I want your money!

'The spending in this stimulus bill is one thing, but whose crazy idea was it to put pork in it, too?!'

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."

How a Bill Becomes Law - Updated

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Trump

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Police Statetion

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Legalish

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty