Office Watchdog Gifts

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

"I hate to come in to work this early, but it's the only way I can check on which employees are coming in late."

"Hold it. Is that a video camera?"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Good boy."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Trump

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Police Statetion

"Fact amnesty"

Corporate Greed.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Legalish

Bush farewell.

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated