Workplace Watchdog Gifts

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

'I didn't take your stupid pen.' (Colleague has surveillance camera set up on desk.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'Your job will be to pep up my office memos, Miss Jones.'

'Miss Jenkins...I've had my eye on you for some time.'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Easy with the harassment. I didn't get the job yet."

"Good boy."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Police Statetion

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

Corporate Greed.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Legalish

Bush farewell.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'