Corporate Watchdog Gifts

Thames Water now in SPECIAL Measures! "You have to admire their shamelessness, don't you."

'At Filmore holdings, we don't break the law. We donate to politicians to change the law.'

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"I'd like to tell you about work but the legal department doesn't want us to."

Unethical banking

'Mr.Bigmeister knows many things, but the Securities and Exchange Commission knows one big thing.'

'Next...an in-depth report on corporate corruption - excluding, of course, our parent company.'

"Nice try, Ms. Newborn, but let's shoot for something that doesn't paint us into a fiscal corner with facts."

"We're an oversight committee, but we do it more in the sense of overlooking."

Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"No, I didn't. I never said there should be no government regulation."

Lynda stood up and walked out – but her question remained.

'Elsewhere in the news, power generating companies have announced plans to environmental groups which will drastically reduce greenhouse gas emissions.'

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

'I can't eat somewhere that deals with their taxes so reprehensibly.'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'The Bank'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Amazon workers in Alabama voting on unionization

Stay home, Stay safe

"Before you get all bleeding-heart squishy on me, remember this: their glass ceiling is OUR floor!"

'To our loyal customers - after our recent scandal, let us know why you still trust us'

"Oh, oh! There goes our Christmas bonus."

Right to Work (In a union busting corporate environment).

'Any other hidden operating expenses you haven't told me about?'

Tax inspector for ordinary people vs. Tax inspector for multinationals.

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

'Top one is public anger.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

BP oil spill

'One day son, all this will be Monsanto's'

Oily Bird: First the Brits and now the Canadians? They're all a bunch of money hungry slugs.

Egg Recall

Justice Department sues BP.