"After all there are two categories of human beings: intelligent people like us and tax payers."
Corporate World Watcher Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for someone who thrives on understanding the ins and outs of the corporate world? Our collection celebrates the sharp-eyed observer with humorous and witty products that resonate with their knack for workplace antics and industry insight. Whether they’re climbing the corporate ladder or just enjoy observing office life, these items make a smart gift choice and add a touch of humor and personality to their workspace or wardrobe.
"Good boy."
'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'
Spot the difference.
Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'
"I hate performance review season."
'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'
The Evolution of the Bonus
CEO du Jour
'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'
"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."
The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.
'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'
"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"
"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."
'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'
"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."
"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."
XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.
"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."
World Production.
'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'
'I'm sorry, Henderson - But profits are down and we have to make sacrifices.'
Big Shot/Bigger Shot.
TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement
"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"
St. Elmo's fired.
"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."
'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'
'Comments? Thoughts? Anyone?'
"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"
"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."
'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'
"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"
"AI"
Corporate World Watcher Gifts Collection
Corporate World Watcher Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the corporate world watcher—perfect for a witty coffee break or desk companion.
Corporate World Watcher Pillows
Browse pillows that add a humorous and thoughtful touch to any workspace or lounge area for the observant professional.
Corporate World Watcher Prints
View our prints that humorously depict the savvy outsider’s perspective on corporate life—great for adding personality to any space.
Corporate World Watcher T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for those who observe and analyze the corporate world with humor and style.