'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'
Corporate Watchdogs Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the relentless spirit of corporate watchdogs? Our collection offers clever and humorous items that highlight their dedication to oversight and integrity. Whether for a boss, colleague, or friend, these products combine wit and appreciation, making their vigilant efforts feel recognized. Explore mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the watchful eye on corporate conduct and bring a touch of humor to their important role.
An executive prepares to cut jobs.
Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo
Done With You
Uber Hiring
Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.
'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''
'You wouldn't be here if you had provided your employees and yourself with a health care plan.'
You should live within your means like I do, Henderson.
"Good boy."
It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!
The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.
'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'
TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement
Tempest in a Teapot
'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'
"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
Corporate Greed.
'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'
'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'
State of the Union
"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"
'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'
'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'
'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'
The World Pharmaceutical Corporation
Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.
"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
Chained CPI
Panama Papers
Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits
Corporate Watchdogs Gifts Collection
Corporate Watchdogs Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate corporate watchdogs with humorous and insightful designs, perfect for their morning coffee ritual.
Corporate Watchdogs Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows featuring witty cartoons that honor those who keep watch over corporate conduct with dedication.
Corporate Watchdogs Prints
Enhance your space with prints that recognize the importance and humor of the corporate watchdog’s role, designed to inspire and amuse.
Corporate Watchdogs T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts crafted for corporate watchdogs who appreciate a good joke about their vigilant role in the business world.