Corporate Watchdogs Mugs

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

An executive prepares to cut jobs.

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

'You wouldn't be here if you had provided your employees and yourself with a health care plan.'

You should live within your means like I do, Henderson.

"Good boy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Corporate Greed.

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

Panama Papers

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Wall Street In Jail