Corporate Watchdog Mugs

Thames Water now in SPECIAL Measures! "You have to admire their shamelessness, don't you."

'At Filmore holdings, we don't break the law. We donate to politicians to change the law.'

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"I'd like to tell you about work but the legal department doesn't want us to."

Unethical banking

'Mr.Bigmeister knows many things, but the Securities and Exchange Commission knows one big thing.'

'Next...an in-depth report on corporate corruption - excluding, of course, our parent company.'

Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.

"Nice try, Ms. Newborn, but let's shoot for something that doesn't paint us into a fiscal corner with facts."

"We're an oversight committee, but we do it more in the sense of overlooking."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'The Bank'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'I can't eat somewhere that deals with their taxes so reprehensibly.'

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

'Elsewhere in the news, power generating companies have announced plans to environmental groups which will drastically reduce greenhouse gas emissions.'

Lynda stood up and walked out – but her question remained.

"No, I didn't. I never said there should be no government regulation."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'Top one is public anger.'

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

Tax inspector for ordinary people vs. Tax inspector for multinationals.

'Any other hidden operating expenses you haven't told me about?'

Right to Work (In a union busting corporate environment).

"Oh, oh! There goes our Christmas bonus."

'To our loyal customers - after our recent scandal, let us know why you still trust us'

"Before you get all bleeding-heart squishy on me, remember this: their glass ceiling is OUR floor!"

Amazon workers in Alabama voting on unionization

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

'Let them raise the minimum wage. . .then we can justify downsizing another 50,000.'

The Uber Files

Big oil.

'One day son, all this will be Monsanto's'

"Good boy."