Corporate Watchdogs Pillows

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

An executive prepares to cut jobs.

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

Done With You

Uber Hiring

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

'You wouldn't be here if you had provided your employees and yourself with a health care plan.'

You should live within your means like I do, Henderson.

"Good boy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Tempest in a Teapot

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Corporate Greed.

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

State of the Union

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Chained CPI

Panama Papers

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits