Corporate Watcher Pillows

Obama and the Dragon

Fat Cat Bonuses

His master's voice

"Good boy."

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

St. Elmo's fired.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'Comments? Thoughts? Anyone?'

"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."

"To make things more democratic, I've decided to introduce a round-table policy."

'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"They grow up so fast."

Corporate Greed.

'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

Champagne at the hunt

State of the Union

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

Thanks, I'd like to accept the job, but what is the salary? Sorry, it's against company policy to disclose that!

Board of directors of a baby products company suck their thumbs after realising sales and profits are down.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

"Can you smell that, Jacobs? That’s the smell of me about to offer you a retirement package."

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.