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Corporate Governance Watchdog Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for a corporate governance enthusiast? Our collection features clever and amusing products that honor their dedication to oversight, transparency, and integrity. Whether for office decor, casual wear, or a fun surprise, find something that resonates with their professional vigilance and sense of humor.
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
"Good boy."
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"Stock options for your thoughts."
Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.
'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'
"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."
The president's men
'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
'The good news is I had a very good year.'
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."
It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!
The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.
CIA report
News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"
'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'
'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'
'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'
'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'
XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.
'Did you clear this through Legal first?'
"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"
'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'
Under new blame.
"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."
'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'
Corporate Governance Watchdog Gifts Collection
Corporate Governance Watchdog Mugs
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Corporate Governance Watchdog Pillows
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Corporate Governance Watchdog Prints
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Corporate Governance Watchdog T-Shirts
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