Business World Observer Gifts

'I've searched far and wide for someone like you. Welcome aboard, scapegoat.'

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

"When you think about it, we stocks and bonds salesmen seem to have some things in common with Somali pirates."

"Your Christmas bonus was that I didn't fire you!"

'One positive note - the false economy still seems to be holding its own.'

'Can't give you a raise. How about a fancy new title?'

'The salary is not that great - the real money is when they let you go.'

Bribes.

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

'Everyone is Economizing.'

"I like to think of myself as a nice guy. Naturally, sometimes you have to step on a few faces."

'It's nothing personal, Simkins - redundancies have hit all departments!'

Chairman-Secretary-Finance Director-Next Customer.

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

'All those in favor of standing and giving me a slow clap...'

'I'd like to know why this company has 326 presidents, 213 vice presidents, and me - the only employee.'

"Soooo, which one of us will be the sacrificial lamb THIS week."

"Trump's election has certainly thrown the cat amongst the pigeons... The only way we'll get through it is to embrace this new world, develop our business strategy around it! So the plan is to build a betterer business, a beautiful business... One where i

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...."

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."