Technology And Business Observer Gifts

"Our capital investment budget wouldn't stretch to replacing you with a proper good robot."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

Bribes.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

"He downgraded Apple."

Supermarket Merge

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

"Trump's election has certainly thrown the cat amongst the pigeons... The only way we'll get through it is to embrace this new world, develop our business strategy around it! So the plan is to build a betterer business, a beautiful business... One where i

Made redundant from Honda please help

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your 401k is?"

Wall Street Down

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

Big oil.

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

'All those in favor of standing and giving me a slow clap...'

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

Euro crisis.

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'