Technology And Business Observer Prints

"Our capital investment budget wouldn't stretch to replacing you with a proper good robot."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Bribes.

"He downgraded Apple."

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

Business isn't booming.

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

"Trump's election has certainly thrown the cat amongst the pigeons... The only way we'll get through it is to embrace this new world, develop our business strategy around it! So the plan is to build a betterer business, a beautiful business... One where i

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your 401k is?"

Wall Street Down

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

Big oil.

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

'All those in favor of standing and giving me a slow clap...'

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

Euro crisis.

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'