Technology And Society Observer Gifts

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Politicians are from Uranus.

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

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"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

'Nine years of college for this?'

Call Your Mother- $2.00

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

Rodin's Generation Gap

'There wasn't anything you could do -- somebody had to win the election.'

'Sorry, forgot to warn you. Regular season starts next week. This is just an exhibitionist game.'

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

Texting in the Gilded Age.

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

Prescriptions Financed

"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."

"This is what keeps good people from seeking public office."