Tech And Society Ponderer Gifts

'I took a wrong turn on the Information Super Highway.'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Progress?

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

CREEPY AF AI

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

Replaced by a Robot...

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

Intelligent Technology - blessing or curse?