Tech And Society Ponderer Gifts

'I took a wrong turn on the Information Super Highway.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Progress?

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

CREEPY AF AI

"An equation for your thoughts?"

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

'Are you tweeting about this?'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

Replaced by a Robot...

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"