Society Ponderers Gifts

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Great, now we're lost."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

"The arc of the moral universe."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

"The Talmudic umpire It may have been a strike, since it cut the corner of the plate, and yet it was a trifle high, but not really that high, and yet it seemed to curve over the plate..."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'