Science Ponderers Gifts

Sermon: '...and on the eighth day he created creationists.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"The arc of the moral universe."

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

Grading Guidelines.