Group Dynamics Ponderers Gifts

"Often, I'm not comfortable with the pack mentality..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"The unlucky lemming"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Great, now we're lost."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"The arc of the moral universe."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"I've always said: For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit."

'This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?'

"I think I speak for all of us."

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

"It's not nepotism if I'm the best son for the job."