Group Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"The unlucky lemming"

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

'Dig in.'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"You remember Champ. . ."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"Let's not discuss it."

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"I've always said: For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit."

'This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?'

"I think I speak for all of us."

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

Belonging to a group can be motivational.

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

"On behalf of all of us – apart for J. Edward – we'd like to welcome you."

"Pop-up prison."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

Rugby scrum.

'Individually lemmings are fine, but get a bunch of 'em together and they'll head straight for the nearest cliff.'

'There is no 'I' in 'Team'.'

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.