Group Dynamics Guru Gifts

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home

Belonging to a group can be motivational.

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"The unlucky lemming"

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

'Dig in.'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Let's not discuss it."

'Now then, tell me about your fear of being alone.'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

"I've always said: For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit."

Respected Again!

'This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?'

"I think I speak for all of us."

Belonging to a group is motivational.

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?