Group Dynamic Guru Gifts

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'Now then, tell me about your fear of being alone.'

"I've always said: For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit."

'This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?'

"I think I speak for all of us."

Belonging to a group is motivational.

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

Belonging to a group can be motivational.

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

'Individually lemmings are fine, but get a bunch of 'em together and they'll head straight for the nearest cliff.'

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

"C'mon, people. In group therapy we share."

Seven dwarves with a selfie stick

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home

Man excluded from a group of other men.

Herd Mentality.

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"

'Hey! - Don't you meditate when I'm talking to you!'